trillow:

“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”

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teamrocketing:

proudly shouting the wrong answer to a question in class

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• me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*
• also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*

highlikecarter:

A night car ride with good ass music would be nice rn

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